让雅思阅卷老师喷饭的雅思作文

　　“笑果”指数 ★

　　I don't have time to read, because I must study。

　　Studying usually involvesreading!

　　I shared it by myself。

　　You cannot share things with yourself!

　　It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture。

　　'Disadvantages' are bad by definition!

　　China is a big country, so we have four seasons。

　　Small countries may have four seasons, too!

　　She is a good person, because I know her father。

　　The fact that you know her father doesn't mean she is a good person!

　　“笑果”指数 ★★

　　I am writing to expressthat I am going to receive the aid from you。

　　Are you sure I'm going to help you­

　　I need some hands from you。

　　I bet you mean 'a hand'。

　　More and more people are getting older。

　　Who's getting younger­

　　In my opinion, I'm a student。

　　Are you not sure­

　　Pandas can give us the development。

　　Sounds difficult。

　　My abilitymake(s) me couldn't study。

　　......especially in develolping and developed countries。

　　And what about coutries that are neither developing nor developed­

　　“笑果”指数 ★★★

　　My friend must be like animal。

　　What a curse!

　　We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!

　　It is possible but immoral。

　　My major is violence。

　　I hope not so!

　　I often go to the loo to see wild animals。

　　Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo。

　　My city has a bright future, because of me。

　　Shall we try something modest­